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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to enjoy my morning, when I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, kickin’ a soccer ball against the wall. He’s got mad skills! I’m thinkin’, “This kid’s gonna be a star!” But then, bam! The ball goes rogue and smacks an old dude right in the leg. The guy yells, “Mamma mia!” and starts chasin’ the kid down the street. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost spill my coffee.

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